League Secretary: Kev Larkins

 Phone: 07736 886357

 Fax: 02392 984777

 E-Mail: kevlarkins@hotmail.com

 or kevlarkins@gosportdarts.co.uk

 League Treasurer: Graham Barton

 Phone: 07583 983727

 E-mail: grahambarton1@sky.com

 

Reminder

Don’t forget that the Team Knockouts are being played Monday 20th November, Division One are Playing at Fareham WMC and Division Two are Playing at Crofton

Welcome

Reminder

Don’t forget that the Team Knockouts are being played Monday 20th November, Division One are Playing at Fareham WMC and Division Two are Playing at Crofton

Information for Division Two Teams

Please be aware that all Division Two Teams who are due to play at Sultan, must inform Trev Brown by e-mail no later than the Sunday before the game, with a list of your players and any guests who may be attending, failure to do so will result in entry to the base being denied. As I have not had all your registration forms returned to me I am unable to provide Trev with a list of players, so the onus remains with you.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

t.brown877@ntlworld.com

Congratulations to Steve Noon (BRWCA B) who starts the season off with a 160 gs, anyone going to try and get one of the 4 remaining scores to beat him.

I have added a Club Information page, so when the League starts I shall put all Club Activities that are sent to me on that page, please make use of this free advertising for anything that your Club will be doing, if you know of any Local Charities that would like their events advertised, please feel free to pass on my e-mail details to them.

A Cowboy Story

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE.. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.

SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, SAYING, “HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”


THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO, I NEVER DID DANCE.. NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF STARTED HOPPING AROUND......

EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.

WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.

THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MAM... BUT... I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO."

 

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